1. Participated in a model shoot, which involved dressing up in swimwear and then having closeups of your body hair taken (note to self: only do such shoots with photographers you know and trust because they are less likely to treat you as an object – and less likely to keep brushing your body hair.)
  2. Bought a box of chocolate milk just to enter a competition to win “a year off” ($52,000)

This could be a funny documentary, if I could stand the skeeze.